Chapter 10

I ran to Monkey Hill with a basket of fruits and vegetables. A golden-haired monkey with a red face shouted at me from behind the fence.

The strange thing was, I could understand what it was saying! Had I gone crazy, or had the world gone mad, or had the monkey gone insane?

It said: "Another ugly, hairless human is here."

I stared at the cameraman in surprise, but he showed no strange reaction. Instead, I saw dense bullet comments flooding the screen.

[Hahaha, they actually let a beauty feed the monkeys.]

[Are these the monkeys from Mount Emei? They look fierce.]

[Just quietly watching what tricks the homewrecker will pull.]

[What are you pretending for, with that two-faced look? Is feeding monkeys beneath you?]

Responses echoed from Monkey Hill.

"We can tease humans again."

"This time I'm going to hit a human's nose hard."

"I'm going to steal the human's bag and give it to Sasha."

Me: ???

Trembling heart, Parkinson's hands.

I extended a banana, trembling and trying to be friendly.

The largest monkey in the group roared: "Get lost, you idiot."

That set me off.

I peeled the banana and shoved it into my mouth in three seconds, letting the monkey curse at me for two hours.

"If you don't eat it, I will!" I shouted at the monkey.

The monkey group exploded. Although to others, they were just making meaningless howls; to me, they were cursing very dirty.

As expected of those who slipped through the cracks of nine years of compulsory education, they had no manners at all.

The largest monkey king was so excited that his saliva almost sprayed on my face, while the other monkeys even wanted to rush out and beat me.

I gloated: "Come on, come and hit me if you can. You can't reach me."

"What do you mean by ugly, hairless humans? Those with hair are ugly, you're the ugly ones!"

The more I spoke, the angrier I got. I put down the fruit basket, put my hands on my hips, and argued with a group of monkeys opposite me.

"Don't you have a mirror to look at yourself? What? You don't know what a mirror is? It's something invented by great and intelligent humans, your IQ probably isn't enough to understand it, right?"

"So monkeys all like to eat shit, no wonder your mouths are full of crap!"

This isn't right, my mouth has a mind of its own, my mouth is out of control!

I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing!

After arguing for two hours, I battled the group of monkeys verbally, undefeated.

Suddenly, the monkey king let out a mournful cry to the sky and respectfully bent his back.

"You win. From today on, you are the new monkey king of our group."

Me: ???